AUDITIONS WILL BE IN DALLAS, TEXAS  

                              DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON, KEEP CHECKING BACK

                     CASTING FOR THE FOLLOWING ROLES

Female Comedienne - Host of a live stand-up comedy show.  This comedienne will also do a 30 minute stand-up routine, before introducing the next comedian, who happens to be a male.  Afterwards, she will return and do another 5 minutes, before releasing the audience for a 20 minute intermission; afterwards which she will open the 2nd act of the show, but is immediately interrupted by a group of armed, female bank robbers.  This role has to be extremely funny and must be able to have an audience laughing hysterically for the entire 30 minute set.

Male Comedian - Must be extremely funny and able to have a theatre audience laughing hysterically for his entire 30 minute set.  After his set in the 1st act, he will return in the 2nd act, while the robbers are present for more inter-action.

Sasha - is a beautiful female dressed in military camouflage, top and bottom, with a long, silk scarf fashionable tied around her waist.  On her head is a baseball cap, with a long blonde ponytail hanging from the rear of the cap.  She is wearing a pair of high-heels and carrying an automatic weapon.  Sasha appears to be the leader of the four female bank robbers, who all happen to be sister.

Shameka - is another beautiful female, also dressed in military camouflage, top and bottom, with a long, silk scarf fashionably tied around her waist.  On her head is a baseball cap, with a long blue ponytail hanging from the rear of it.  She wears a pair of high-heels and also carries an automatic weapon.  Shameka is the “ghetto” sister of the other robbers and hostage-takers.

Summer - is the third sister of the group of beauties, dressed exactly the same, except the ponytail hanging from her cap is light brown.  She too, is wearing a pair of high-heels and she too, is holding an automatic weapon.  Summer is the well-mannered and polite sister of the group and believe it or not, is a devout Christian.

Simone - is the fourth and last beautiful sister, and of course dressed identical to her siblings.  However, she is wearing a pair of combat boots and her ponytail is jet black.  She is brandishing a pink water pistol and that’s because Simone is mentally challenged, so her three sisters will not allow her to have a real weapon.  Even though she is a "looker," Summer's actions and speech makes her condition obvious.

The FBI Hostage Negotiator - enters the theatre to try and get the four ladies to release the hostages and surrender themselves to the authorities.    

Full-figured female - is a “plant” in the audience, who, during the hostage scene, decides to show the male-exotic dancer how to excite an audience, but surprisingly gets surprised.

More roles announced soon